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That grammar is concerning for someone who works at the library.
I wonder what Max did to get banished from the library.
Having cats I would bet he peed in the library
Yes, probably, but I want to think in my mind that it was something super chaotic and daring, like a furry super-villain.
Typical cat just knocking things off shelves - the library is an inexhaustible playground.
Then spraying it with his butt hole pee contraption
Researching forbidden lore
Meow at the door until someone opens it, then not go outside and go back to sleep on someone’s reading material.
Max has left the library. Max has been saved.
Talking to people loudly?
Solid possibility.
I had a doggie named Max. He had bat ears. We called him BatMax. He died over two years ago. Now I miss Max.
Not your fault, obviously.
I’m sorry for your loss. He was a good boy.
He was. Thank you.
Upblessing BatMax
Guards. Make sure Max doesn’t enter the library under any circumstance.
Right, keep max in the library, even if he wants to leave.
No, no. Keep max out of the library at all times.
We don’t have to do anything other than keep Max in the library.
Out of the library…
Oh, I remember. Can he enter the library with us?
Guards: … please come with us, Emperor Max has ordered us to arrest you
This is not fair, why do everyone else’s opinions matter more and are in a larger font? Max can make his own decisions?
If I were Max, i would try to get rid of the nameplate or even better change it to something else
Oh. This isn’t Max. This is Tom! His nametag says so.
I’m afraid I can’t stand for this.
This could honestly be a 90s kids cartoon. Every week Max has a new plan to get into the Library, with the intent of knocking books off the shelf. And every week, the mean librarian has to try to stop his plan.
Library Larry
Hairy Larry and the Library.
On second thought, yours still sounds more kid-friendly.
so a kerazy cartoon, huh boss? The main character would be a cross between a cow… and a helicopter.
What do you want to do today, Max?
TRY TO GET IN TO THE LIBRARY!! 😼
Ya know, I was trying to avoid the Animaniacs tie-in, because I thought it was a little TOO on the nose…but yeah, I totally imagined him in that animation style.
Don’t let your cats roam. Especially if you don’t want them places they shouldn’t be. It’s irresponsible and there are mountains of data on why it’s bad. But an anecdotal one from me, I live in a c complex in a residential neighborhood, where we often see roaming cats. We also see them dead after they ingest poisoned mice from nearby businesses, and get eaten by coyotes which are not uncommon around here.
Aside from that, it’s just terrible for the environment and ecosystem.
Meanwhile Max is decimating the local bird population, and risking getting hit by cars.
Please note that this is not a global problem, and that keeping a cat indoors is also not a solution - just don’t get a cat then.
My cat is very happy and healthy indoors and turned 19 this year. Got another 10 in him too.
Happy to hear that! Give them some extra pets today!
My cats are perfectly happy indoors cats.
He’s living his life to its Maximum.
People are commenting to let him in the library but the way the letter is written doesn’t suggest the library owner owns the cat
He’s a cat, he practically owns himself
Instructions clear, have filled the library with cats not named Max
WHY would you not want Max in the library?
“Here is nothing missing, but a cat urinated on this during a certain night. Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night in Deventer and because of it many others [other cats] too. And beware well not to leave open books at night where cats can come.”
because you’re no fun and don’t want to install a proper cat door.
He relentlessly hassles the librarians over their “woke agendas.”
In this case woke agendas means pets and treats
Outdoor cats don’t live as long, and they also destroy bird populations that can’t recover. If Max’s owner truly cared about them they would keep them safely inside…
