They were always conservative. A few years before these ads Nintendo participated in Senate hearings where they advocated for censoring the entire medium. They just had a “fellow kids” period in the early 2000s. Luckily, judging by the sales of the GameCube, most people weren’t fooled.

Looks neat, but I think the actual time display is way too small to be useful.

Ask a theologian.

I mean, they’d have to. There’s six movies, each a little over two hours long. Let’s say that gets you up to 14 hours. Then there’s the two Ewok movies. Assuming that they’re each two hours long (I can’t be bothered to check) that gets you to 18 hours. The Holiday Special is 98 minutes long, but even rounding that up to two hours that only gets you to 20 in total. Then what? Watch the cutscenes for Dark Forces 2 and Rebel Assault 2? There’s only so much Star Wars available.

In about a decade Superman will be freed from his corporate shackles.

Perry White: He’s not even a has-been, he’s a never-was.

In what continuity is Krypton destroyed by a civil war?

I kind of want to watch it, but I’d have to watch the original Joker first.

To pass butter.

But the gun nuts keep saying that if the Jews had been armed then the holocaust would never have happened!

Even then, you’ve got options.

The book got a sequel.

Eh, the first Jurassic World was a bump up compared to The Lost World and JP3, but yeah, the general trend is accurate.

They probably thought that all their NPCs would be human when they started the game, so they named their NPC class Human. Then they decided to add dogs, but needed them to do a lot of the same things the human NPCs did, so they made the Dog class a subclass of Human.

Still bugs me that Microsoft owns the rights to the King’s Quest series, though.

They don’t have one. They ran out.

After The Love Guru he figured there were lines even he couldn’t cross.

They want the OP to steal an Everlasting Gobstopper.

Or two monsters.

Found the Norman.