thenextguy@lemmy.worldtoNews@lemmy.world•DirecTV to acquire rival Dish Network for $1, subject to regulatory approval
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21 hours agoOk, then you’re only $1,999,999,998 in debt.
Ok, then you’re only $1,999,999,998 in debt.
I’ve done it again.
An old motherboard dies.
Her connections fall to the floor.
Good. I could use a house.
“You may pet me, but you have to do it exactly right or I will bite and scratch your arm off.”
I may have some bad news for you.
No defect
Will not fix
All cops are bears
Build a wall?
Become cat.
Here we are! Born to be cows! We are the bovines of the Universe!
(Born to eat grass? Moo-niverse?)
I know that look.
When that look comes out, the claws are not far behind.
WiFi = Wireless Fish
Lots of space in this mall.
He is your king.