all rights are intrinsically linked

I can fix her

As we run the run of the route in rehearsal, I run the company’s schedule so the show runs on time, the engine runs and the lights run off backup power while the road runs north along a river that runs high and the dye might run in the rain, and as the contract runs a year and a rumor runs through town, I run for office to keep the operation running smoothly, avoid a run on supplies, keep late cues from running over, prevent us from running out of time or letting costs run up, run through notes and run them by the team, run tests and run the numbers, run lines until they run together, run a tight ship so nothing runs afoul of the rules, run risks we can afford, run hot when we must, and keep the whole run unbroken.

not that i really care but in his defense he asked what sexual relations meant, they gave a definition and what he did with Lewinsky didn’t match that definition…

she pastin on my touth til I barbar

well because the game becomes a randomizer after a while, you fork in this time-line but they introduce a check from another time-line, and you only need mate it one time-line to win

I have a big sexy mouth that won’t shut up

I believe cats don’t really respond to negative reinforcement, they just see it as a temporary inconvenience. They have to be given an alternative they prefer.

isn’t that what every lemming wants?

from the greek “athlon” - prize -> athlein - wanting a prize -> athlētēs- one who competes for a prize -> athleta - Latin version -> modern English (note similarity between athlētēs and athletes)

Although the physical side is culturally connotated, there’s nothing in the strict definition that requires “someone who competes for a prize” to be a physical, e.g. chess, math, science, economics…competitor

just a 1:176 ratio I’m good

If I recall correctly there were some online pizza options in the mid to late 90s. It would go to corporate HQ and they would manually fax your order to the closest restaurant.

give my car a little more pep

you’re gonna need the specifics on this one. Attaching a jet engine to a car should be illegal, but on a cosmic scale, such speed would be infinitesimal.

there’s a scene from a Samuel Beckett play - one of my favorites but definitely for the hard-core Beckett fan - in which two administrators are examinaning testimonials from a man’s life while he stands on a window ledge working out whether he should jump to his death or not. In it they interview someone he knows and leads to one of the administrators yelling “WHERES THE VERB?!?!!” which in a better world I could post as a Relatable Meme

they already do this kinda. Look up how Guy Fieri’s tequila was stolen

I trained as a clown at literal clown school. Everyone laughed at me and told me I should’ve been a software engineer. Well, no ones laughing now.

ran thru is young people slang for shaming a woman with what they consider an abnormally high number of previous partners. Such thinking is misogynist trash obviously.

pfft nothing compared to changing the keg on a wooden real ale rig in a British pub.

yeah trying to explain tethering to a non technical person because it used to have a cable and now doesn’t