Thanks Obama!
For all I care every dude in America could walk around like this if we got universal healthcare, a protected democracy, a solid education for every individual, and social safety nets for the old and unfortunate.
Even if my middle-aged balls hang out the bottom?
Especially when your middle-aged balls hang out the bottom.
For all I care every dude in America could walk around like this
How dare you allow dudes to exercise their freedoms like that! That tramples on the freedoms of right-wing snowflakes!
His hair’s so cute!!
Finally, CHANGE!
More slutty men plz
As a now disgraced danish male comedian once said: “Yes, I want to be objectified!”.
I didn’t find any positive results with that particular search string.
Mind dropping a name so we know who to watch out for?
As Baizey said, Jonathan Spang in Tæt På Sandheden. He had a relationship with a teenager, after having (rightfully) ripped on a politician for years for having done the same, so the show got dropped and his career died pretty much over night.
Oof. Not a name I recognize, but now I know to avoid. Thanks.
Might be Jonatan Spang? From helt tæt på sandheden (very close to the truth)
So I’m at the Spirit Halloween yesterday (it’s in an old Toys R Us; I know you all were curious). My 12 y/o wants to be Spider-Man for Halloween. The “boy” costumes have a Spider-Man mask, but no gloves. They also have the foam sculpted muscles. My kid hates this. But we happen to notice that they have a “girl” Spider-Man costume. In a win for equality or progress or whatever, it’s labeled as “Spider-Man” and not “Spider-Girl” or whatever. And, like the “boy” costume, it’s an officially licensed product. Now, the “girl” costume is basically what he wants: it has gloves, no stupid sculpted muscles, no sculpted boot things to cover shoes from what we can tell. It’s just a straight up, lean, form-fitting lycra suit with Spidey’s graphics on it. Awesome.
Doesn’t have an actual mask. Only a “domino mask” (think Black Cat or Robin).
Why do we do this? I could probably write an entire thesis on the gender politics of these two costumes.
(We’re probably just going to look for like a “zentai” type suit online; seems to be the best option)
I was never into the slutty costumes anyway because it’s no fun to be drunk and freezing
It’s a good thing Halloween parties are indoors. Wear a coat over my slutty costume 😄
In my experience if I was freezing I wasn’t nearly drunk enough.
IIRC, the alcohol makes you “feel warm” by dialating blood vessels near the skin. But, that improves heat transfer, so your core temp actually drops faster.
Yes, I know.
Lol fair enough
This is actually the first time i ever heard that sexy prisoner costumes were a thing?
There is a sexy Halloween costume for everything. John Oliver once showed a sexy John Oliver costume on his show.
There is a sexy Halloween costume for everything

I would love to find one based on this gimmick. Could be a his and hers thing or it could be just a guy in a big hotdog suit. But made sexier.
Come on down to Girl’s Costume Warehouse where you’ll find plenty of options
*Girls’s
steel conglomerate tycoon, sexy sexy… And frog!
The average Lemmy feed
Where’d he get those boots, steal them from a guard? No laces for prisoners!
It’s somewhat unrealistic, but it is a good way to draw they eyes in on the money.
Just for the morons that lick boots, and ice, but theirs involve a chair
But how big’s the market?
It’s not the size, it’s how you use it.





