20 year old shock video of a man sticking a glass jar up his ass. Spiderman spoils the ending.

Interesting. I’ve heard of worse plans to spend a weekend.

Dude is carb loading. Good for You, he must be a jock.

You can not enter. You need to do some sort of side quest before they let you in.

Yet when I wanted to make my vacuum speak like Consuela from Family Guy I couldn’t do it.

Why does it look so weird? I’m not even sure what shape I’m looking at.

The minute they start playing ads in my country, I’m out. I’ll just start shop lifting to avoid standing in lines.

Why would they need to accept cash? The whole point is speed and convenience. Scan Your item, put your phone to the terminal and off You go.

You’re kidding, right? Are You trying to tell me, You physically walk somewhere to pay Your electricity bill? Are You also using cash to do it?

Reading the comments, do people not like self checkout? Is it another one of these American things, that baffle the rest of the world? Like grocery baggers. I’m European, living in Poland and Denmark and if given the choice, I will always pick the store with self checkout. It’s simply faster. Only old people don’t use self check out, not because of boomer ideology, but because they need the cashier’s help.

I prefer The Eldritch Horror Of Jolene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8fXWDRqRbw

When they announce a self driving Plymouth Fury, I’m out.

For me it’s always time to watch David Pumpkins daily.

Perfect.

I’ve already said this, but this year’s best couples costume would be JD Vance and a couch.

Great, so now can I get an add-on to my browser that skips these?

Ever watched Bladerunner?

They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.

I like how this post turned into tips on how to kill yourself. Saving it for later.