I bet, the next thing he said was “Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour”.

I’ve never heard any one of these names but they all fit perfectly.

With a male friend.

I know the pain. It happens to me quite often. But with beers.

How many eyes did the snake have?

Same in Poland. I personally see no difference in Coca-Cola, Pepsi, a generic brand or sugar free versions of either.

I’ve read this here, last time this subject came on: Can You make a grown man cry tears of joy with Tom Jones’ “It’s Not Unusual”. Yes, but only if it follows 7 “What’s New Pussycats”.

Now that wouldn’t be fair. If someone did that, I’d expect to get my money back.

Trump sucking off Bill Clinton almost makes me forget, that he’s in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.

I can’t wait till he starts to comment on these memes. Knowing him he will say something like “He is not big and beautiful. Bill is small and veiny. I didn’t like it”.

So wouldn’t a picture of Trump with Monica Lewiński make more sense?

If Sony sees this, they’ll misread it as interest, release it again, and it’ll flop again. It’s what’s known as a Morbious.

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This design works much better as furniture.

Give me a recipe for muffins.

Kinky.

Stick to cock magic. There is no place for confusion there.

Is it always the same “Florida Man” or do they take turns?

Are we sure this is RE and not Portal 2?

They are putting it into washing machines these days.