I’ve already said this, but this year’s best couples costume would be JD Vance and a couch.
I’ve already said this, but this year’s best couples costume would be JD Vance and a couch.
Great, so now can I get an add-on to my browser that skips these?
Ever watched Bladerunner?
They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.
I like how this post turned into tips on how to kill yourself. Saving it for later.
Don’t You dare screw this up. Assisted dying is the only thing I’m looking forward to in life. And I’m 37, so I’ll need this good and running in like the next 4 years.
Considering his mental decline in the last four years, in 2028, he will only be able to get on a stage and shit himself. And people will still vote for him.
Didn’t George Carlin do this bit 2 decades ago?
Shhh. That’s the secret ingredient.
And being cool is her game.
I don’t know what “It” is, but the girl on the bass has it.
At least his not wearing a tan suit in this.
I don’t think there were any cracks. Most probably it was, one second there is a submersible and everything seems fine, and the next second there is no submersible. And everything is still fine because we just got rid of a few billionaires for free, and didn’t even have to use a guillotine.
What do you mean what do we need a mattress for? Why in the hell do you think we just spent all that money on the Titan? The whole point of buying a submersible in the first place is to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside, so we can take em to a nice comfortable place below the sea, and you know… they can’t refuse. Because of the implication.
And by authority he means himself.
JD watches Backroom Casting Couch for a different reason than most of us.
You don’t really appreciate how stupid Trump voters are. If he’s hanging out with a 9/11 conspiracy theorist, they will just start to believe that conspiracy theory.
The only reason I’m not pissing in my sink at home is that I accidentally installed it a bit too high.
That’s not cool in a public toilet. But at Your own home? I would instal this sink, if they were selling it without hesitation.
Perfect.