Thanks for the laugh. I think I burst a hemorrhoid.

Me too! High five!

After working with so many people from India, I would guess this person was originally from there. “Since 20 minutes” is a fairly common way that they say it.

I triple dog dare you!

Starchy potatoes probably cause some stanky shit

Why do these morons care so much about what is between somebody’s legs?!

Fucking pervs!

Throw that shit in the trash where it belongs

“Very stable genius”

About fucking time

That was my first thought, too. Maybe it was a joint DoD/FBI operation and Kash was there

That was a joke?

That’s DNA, not facial structure

Same

“Now shut up, and sexy up. Do you ever want to amount to anything?” -Paris probably

Part of me wants to let the consumers just get sick and let nature sort it out. It just sucks that it’s children being harmed with no say in the matter

I guess they have to entice people to use Win 11 somehow

This is some damn fine shitpost

Isn’t that kind of Yahoo!'s business model?

Good thing I don’t personally pay them anything

Or anything else