I prefer PWWEEK!

Phone, Wallet, Whistle, Egg, Egg, Keys

Remember, it’s three short blasts on repeat for ICE, or if you fall down the well again.

It’s raw, ready for the oven. I bet they didn’t post After pics because they burnt the tentacles.

In my head the connection is “Abbot Elementary… teachers… maybe I should get an extra apple for my kid to give the teacher.” Honestly, back when I was a teacher, I did love a nice apple for a snack. Not so much the apple-themed tchotchkes.

Great, now we got ads for picture frames in the Lemmy comments

Sauce for the goose

Up you go then, baby! Become the star ⭐!

No he’s over at Wendy’s

It’s a community college, they don’t have land or money for housing. This is them doing SOMETHING because the community doesn’t.

Well obviously any community college is chronically underfunded to start with, and this is something rather than nothing. The criticism belongs with the communitysociety as a whole, for making it impossible to find an affordable place to live. There’s undoubtedly plenty of empty luxury housing within a reasonable distance

That’s right! These colleges should be providing buses and train cars for these kids to sleep in !

Because it’s always been assumed the local students have homes, usually with their parents or because they have jobs and apartments. But even job doesn’t equal being able to rent anymore, plus kids get thrown out for being LGBTQ+, or their parents are unable to house them because of their own poverty. Community college fees are relatively low, but still a stretch for these students, who are trying to get a foothold out of the bucket.

Deep, as if landing on forepaws from a leap down off a cabinet, and yet there’s no indication of the hind feet replacing them as it sprang away. Mysterious!

Meooooo

Me too, gotta vote for the Morepork!

To his lair

Sure, looters aren’t asking me to lie about how it looks on them, nor scan and check them out and print a gift receipt, and I don’t have to wrest off the shoplifting clamp-tag, they’ll take care of it at home. Other shoppers see a crowd and think we’re incredibly popular so they come in and buy whatever is left. … Profit!

He fits, he sits.

Cat.

Yeah, the post was definitely funnier the dangerous way! <)%^)

You skipped a few steps, Maria.

First get a washcloth and take it with you into a nice hot shower. Put the razor where you can find it with your eyes shut. Lather up your hair with some nice-scented shampoo. Spread some of the lather to your face and rub the stubbly areas with the washcloth, to get the hairs lifted up and the skin pushed down. You’ll get a closer shave and fewer cuts.

Now start shaving with your eyes shut, paying attention to how the razor feels on your skin, sliding through the shampoo foam, getting rid of all that stubble.

If you have short hair you can clean up your neck too, just feel for the edge of your hairline with a finger of your other hand so you don’t shave too high. Same for in front of your ears. Then finish washing and conditioning your hair. Feel free to shave any other parts of yourself while you’re in there. Just remember to give them a little rub with the soapy washcloth first.

If you have very dry hair, you can shampoo it first, put on conditioner, and use some of that to make your face slippery for shaving, while your hair gets moisturized during those minutes.

Your hair texture makes a lot of difference on that. Curly or kinky hairs get ingrown more easily.