I remember cooking a meal for the first time in my apartment and not having proper cookware, forgot to buy cutlery and only had a small bowl and thought “wtf am i doing?”

IM FORVER BLOWING BUBBLES, PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR! WESTHAM! WESTHAM!

You are 2,367 years old. Here is the porn.

Nah it was an old meme from my facebook memories around 2019

Lol can you imagine the jump if that’s how it was 🤣

I mean…technically it is a ‘hotdog’ eating mask

Yoink

Pepsi and milk wtf

We drink coke and milk together we’re im from (QLD Australia) and call it a brown cow

“I’m just off to see if i can bum a fag on the poopdeck”

Pope Urban II during the first crusades: “kIlL eM aLL f0r jeSuS”

Especially when you can see its sourcing information from what a deleted account said on a reddit post

gotta get them REAL sloppy!

My bro is a dishie and never changed jobs once. I always used to try and push him to study or get into a career and would bang on about having a ‘respectable job’ - now im fantasising about listening to music while washing dishes all day

MANNY!

SSSHHHH not so loud or i’m gonna have to ask you to leave