You should tell your sister that under the mattress is not proper storage for flashlights and mushrooms
Looks like… a carrot. A mushroom. And a toothbrush.
Eh, could be worse.
Looks like a collection of dildoes and vibrators. But my perception is jaded by a filthy mind
Woooosh?
Ironically you’re the one who missed the joke here
How so?
Something tells me Mickey knew the Tachyon was kidding and was pileing on. What do I know. I’m still trying to figure out why his sister needed dildos when her brother was right there.
She kept trying to get stuck in the dryer, never realizing that you have to fake that part.
Me: realizing incest porn meme is just blonde jokes in 2024
That bed has memories…
It’s like reading ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics
Must be made of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_foam
Memory foam remembers everything. EVERY THING.
More like trauma foam
The thing on the right could be the neck of a cheap propane torch. So I also suspect her of arson.
Fun and relaxation aids.
And that is a good thing to know. No ideas for birthday or Christmas? Now you know.
couple of dildos by the looks of it
Dildo, wand, vibrator. Possibly two clamps or nipple suckers beside the dildo.
Might be a rabbit styled one
Batteries maybe?
Three, quite possibly.
I came here thinking that it was going to be some sort of code to do with -/- but am very disappointed…
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