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Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Remember the whole covid thing. Well instead of wearing a useless mask THIS GUY had the solution that actually worked
2·2 days agoWell ass eating will do that to you
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Can't figure it out.d Been staring at this picture for an hour and have no idea what it means
710·2 days agoIn slang, WAP most famously stands for “Wet-Ass Py*,” popularized by the explicit 2020 song from Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion
It was defintely something to do with jerking off in a movie theather
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I just wanted to have fun but she had to analyze it
0·4 days agoDid you say it out loud? Were you bent over when you said it?
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I just wanted to have fun but she had to analyze it
1·4 days agoWell?? Are you going to tell us what you believe the context is?
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Even though I live in an apartment I still wanted to decorate my windows with Christmas Lights
0·4 days agoInstead of a stream how about spurts of white?
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Helping friends make the right decesion
1·4 days agoEVERYONE knows that Homer’s favorite food is DONUTS. But those with filthly minds immediately make this funny shit post into something sexual.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Have you noticed the new way of promoting horrible food by telling you it has lots of protein
2·7 days agoNow that is pure protein without calories. And you burn calories from the effort of “eating” it
2 hints. toes and camel
it’s all about the toes
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you are nervous about trying it, then just take this simple test first
22·8 days agoI thought that’s how we all realized that it meant. Totally logical comparison of cold EggNog and snow. I don’t know how others didn’t catch that immediately
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you are nervous about trying it, then just take this simple test first
62·8 days agoWhy are there so many people with flithy minds that view everything through the prism of sex? Is it because they don’t really have a sex life of their own? How could anyone be offended by EggNog especially as we enter the Christmas season? What type of mind thinks there is a connection between EggNog and sex?
correct and that was quick
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Saw this posted in the Wheel of Fortune group and still trying to figure it out
12·14 days agoit has various spellings
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Saw this posted in the Wheel of Fortune group and still trying to figure it out
3·14 days agoI think you got it
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Saw this posted in the Wheel of Fortune group and still trying to figure it out
1·14 days ago“Tuke” can refer to a warm knitted cap and maybe you solved it. If it’s cold enough to wear a knitted cap you might want to pre warm it in your ass
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Saw this posted in the Wheel of Fortune group and still trying to figure it out
4·14 days agoThought I solved it with “take it on the nose” but that was wrong
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Big seller with beginners to help sharpen their skills
3·14 days agoIt’s actually in the stick part. If you do it right you will be able to suck it out

You mean adult males who still treat sex like they were in grammar school?