Lawful evil kid standing behind a tree spawn camping the newly armed trick or treaters

Good morning!

Indubitably.

There are people who benefit financially from these panics. The companies selling the goods, and the news who have a good news story. And politicians.

Not that it matters, but didn’t the UN already ban lethal autonomous robots?

Mule? Wow.

The fire ignited when a sprinkler head malfunctioned

Context?

I’m calling it now. In 15 years the word frog will be synonymous with cheater

For real I re-read it a few times and just got this shit eating grin on my face

Is that a bed pan filled with milk? That’s naaasty

Axis and Allies?

but the towns are too embarrassed to talk about it, but black people are eating dogs.

Is that a direct quote?

Maybe ultra low frequency somehow.

source

Cars are not a good example of what you are talking about. Deaths are much much lower than they used to be.

“FuckCarsCircleJerk”

The pessimist in me worries it will break in a storm then get paraded around as an example of why wind can’t replace fossil fuels…

My guy! Man what a throwback!

Part of a stress breakdown I had was caused by that mindset allowing myself to be stretched too thin at work.

New Grant? Boss we can’t handle that in addition to everything we already do!

A few months later - What do you mean we got the grant, boss?

Me, realizing it is a done deal and part of my new responsibilities - “iT Is wHaT iT Is”

Fucking lol.