You must construct additional pylons.
Or eaten by some hungry dogs
I think the joke would be funnier if it wasn’t spelled out.
But why is there an exact copy of the coffee stain on my screen as well?
You do you, I’m just here for the soundtrack.
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Hotbar 3.0)
The opposite worked really well in the Gothic series with clothes/armor being tied to and representing social status.
https://xkcd.com/691/