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majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

The greater good

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The greater good

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majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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    There are many uncertainties in today’s world, but I can always trust in Thomas the Tank Engine to do the right thing.

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      He has his limits apparently…

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HO6hba9ZE

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        What do you mean, that was for the greater good

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        FAFO

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      Ofcourse that’s because you are a diesel

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    • exuA
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      The greater good

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  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Nah, didn’t say you have to untie anyone that lives. Just wait for a second train and voila!

    2 lives directly saved + potentially millions more from averting the wrath of private health insurance death panels

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      What if someone else finds the CEO and unties him without knowing their profession

      Just kill him directly

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      Nah, didn’t say you have to untie anyone that lives. Just wait for a second train and voila!

      Everyone gets run over, that way it’s fair!

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    What we need now is a ceo advent calendar. A new treat every day.

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    Dude seems pretty sanguine about being put in this position in panel 1.

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      Still no notes

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    Shoot him before the train runs him over?

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    LMAO

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    I would take this deal. (meaning fate on the tracks)

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    Oh rats …

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      Love that she has fully embraced 2005 YouTube. Gives us hope for the future.

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    Sharing credit

    https://aideesea.com/after-death-comics/175-wishful/

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