Ah yes, the deep state secrets of Masonic sandwich cookies.
Those markings are the key to a map that shows the exact location of Thomas Jefferson’s secret tomb!
Clearly witchcraft. Spells to make the kids gay. Definitely not a decorative method of adding texture.
There’s sort of an answer, coupled with some interesting speculation.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/secret-symbols-oreo-cookies/
Lol snopes had to fact check it Oreos were cryptic symbols for Freemasons.
That’s a great article. I like the answer to the 90 tick marks:
“I bet I just put my compass down and kicked every 4 degrees”
the cookie’s form “leaps across stylistic boundaries” to epitomize modernism
Too true
Cookie glyphs
It is a calendar that shows the repeating cycle of the world’s destruction and rebirth each time the milk runs out.
Yum!
milk holding glyphs
