I had to read your comment a few times before I realized Not Sure meant Luke Wilson.

Idiocracy pulled its punches.

My eyes: From now on, keep text at least one foot away from me.

I hope she knows this.

She could probably do better just amongst the available men in her detention center.

When a cute owl flies by.

“No one is allowed to be smarter than me.”

Surge of rage canceled at the last second by the subtitle. Uplifting news.

James Franco in a top hat: “Boo hoo, are the people still deciding?”

She’s built like a chicken.

“kyu-ee-oo-ee”

“Love yourself, if you can bear it.”

The UN needs to start kicking out nations that have since fallen beneath the dress code.

That’s moss.

Large books you find in an MMORPG be like…

Their journalism beats your baseless allusions of violence by every conceivable metric.

Good luck. 👍

Get into an interracial relationship for twice the fun!

“Look for the helpers.” - Fred Rogers

Jesus tucked and rolled about 40 miles back.

Jesus Christ: “I want nothing to do with this.”