Because it’s been almost a week since someone almost died in one.

I’m honestly surprised they haven’t merged with Hot Topic.

“Incoming message from the big giant head!”

That’s a mobster threat.

“Wait, they’re all intended to be examples?”

“Always have been.”

Glad I canceled Spotify and went back to trackers and CDs.

Every story I hear about them just makes it sound worse.

The only man to ever get a runner’s high walking back and forth on a stage.

“Tell Cersei it was me.”

“A dab’ll do ya.”

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I must subconsciously go to the supermarket when there are fewer people there. Because the few times I have to go during peak hours I ask myself why there are suddenly so many people.

Thank you, Mr. Wind, for your service.

“We’re gonna be so good on OpSec from now on.”

So do Siamese cats.

Damn, bro. You okay?

Customer states: Not getting good gas mileage.

Komi

That’s going to cost at least three lives.

Egyptian god of death: “I have existed since before time.”

European god of death: “I have existed since before time.”

Japanese god of death: “Built in 2003 at the Isuzu Automotive Plant in Fujisawa.”

The Ukraine version of Robot Wars is pretty fun so far.