Even kaiju have to put their pants on one leg at a time.
Even kaiju have to put their pants on one leg at a time.
“Dammit, not again.”
“This is all Mitch’s fault.”
“You’re probably wondering how I got into this mess…”
“Hax”
“You should see the other guy.”
“Don’t worry, O’Brian has a copy of me in his buffer.”
A 30 minute window for food seems weird, then I checked the article about 9/11 - it’s roughly the same times the first and second tower were struck (8:46 AM & 9:03 AM).
Installation Wizard - A wizard hired to protect a specific building or location.
Bluetooth sounds like a negative effect. Similar to using Bluetooth in real life.
Admiral Eeyore: “I knew something like this would happen…”
I guess the screen door wasn’t closed all the way.
The only reason he in still in a position of power is because New York does not have a guy dressed as a bat running around at night busting heads.
That is a cartoon-looking pelican!
Concepts of home improvement.
That, or they got the idea from watching Home Improvement.
Read: Death sentence reduced to 50 years in prison.
And in Japan, that means 50 years of being told he was going to be executed the next morning. Every single night.
That alone is inhumane.
Whomever took this picture, most likely.
The dangerous, threatening fishing boat.
She probably let him sit there and lie to her for an hour before trotting out the evidence, too.
That’s a picture of a dead man.
Dr. Strangelove: “Mein Fuhrer, we are whole again!”
Missile: approaches
Helicopter pilot: “Adios.”
He’s so concerned about everyone.
In Japan, a company called Calbee makes an expensive cereal that is oat clusters mixed with grains and seeds and chunks of dried fruit. It is the best cereal I’ve ever had in my entire life. It is naturally sweet and filling, I feel amazing after eating it, and I am ruined from going back to anything American - even the “healthy” cereals.
I had Frosted Flakes (or something like it) after being on the Calbee cereal for a couple of years, and I was so disappointed by how it just tasted like mushy sugar. No substance, no flavor.
Someone had fun writing that article.