Yeah, false friends (loan words that don’t mean what they mean in the original language) are super common.
Edit: The definition I gave is wrong, or rather too narrow. Wikipedia says this:
In linguistics, a false friend is a word in a different language that looks or sounds similar to a word in a given language, but differs significantly in meaning.
This is somewhat similar to my raw attraction to toxic, dangerous women. I once had a woman casually say mid-blowjob, “I could totally bite your cock off right now.” I giggled like Ralph Wiggum and then we had mind blowing sex.
It’s through the grace of seeking Dommes that I freed myself from my self destructive instinct towards dangerous and toxic women lol. Thankfully these days I’m married to a dangerous but completely nontoxic woman, because I really can’t handle the “picking fights out of boredom” type behavior
I also had a toxic partner and amazing sex stint. We called ourselves Sid and Nancy as a joke, but also because it was definitely heading towards both of us in a filthy hotel room (again), drunk and high (again), and someone accidentally dies (first time!). We both nicknamed each other the fucking safe word for society, and still missed the signs.
She went on to write a bunch of songs about it. I married a sort-of friend of the ex who is non-toxic, but also amazing with the sex. And who every time she sees a certain type of woman with trashy makeup on, says “oh, she looks like (name of ex)” as a rib to me.
I am wrong in thinking that panther is just another name for the family of animals also called cougars, mountain lions, and pumas? Is this just an US thing?
I thought this was somebody’s type
to the person posting in the image: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
I think they are called himbos
Asking what the Spanish word for tortilla is a valid question.
If you ordered a ‘tortilla’ in Spain, you would get an omelette, not a flatbread.
This comment section is like the bellcurve meme.
Tortilla is tortilla in Spanish. Only in Spain, were just a fraction of Spanish speakers live, tortilla is a potato dish.
Potatoes, omelettes, and flatbread? Eh, it’s still food.
Yeah, false friends
(loan words that don’t mean what they mean in the original language)are super common.Edit: The definition I gave is wrong, or rather too narrow. Wikipedia says this:
“embarrassed” is not “embarazo”
Mixing those up would certainly be embarassing, though :D
Example from German: “sensible” is not “sensibel”
also “handy” and “Handy”
This is somewhat similar to my raw attraction to toxic, dangerous women. I once had a woman casually say mid-blowjob, “I could totally bite your cock off right now.” I giggled like Ralph Wiggum and then we had mind blowing sex.
It’s through the grace of seeking Dommes that I freed myself from my self destructive instinct towards dangerous and toxic women lol. Thankfully these days I’m married to a dangerous but completely nontoxic woman, because I really can’t handle the “picking fights out of boredom” type behavior
If you ever wrote a book I’d leave it on my coffee table as a conversation piece.
It could be a group project.
I also had a toxic partner and amazing sex stint. We called ourselves Sid and Nancy as a joke, but also because it was definitely heading towards both of us in a filthy hotel room (again), drunk and high (again), and someone accidentally dies (first time!). We both nicknamed each other the fucking safe word for society, and still missed the signs.
She went on to write a bunch of songs about it. I married a sort-of friend of the ex who is non-toxic, but also amazing with the sex. And who every time she sees a certain type of woman with trashy makeup on, says “oh, she looks like (name of ex)” as a rib to me.
Yeah. Good times.
I had a friend like you once, if he was into a woman there was guaranteed something dreadfully wrong with her. Like this was an actual conversation:
Friend (excited): I just started seeing her, she’s amazing! The best thing that’s ever happened to me!
Me: Dude, the last two girlfriends you said that about ended up in jail.
Friend: No it’s different this time, she’s cool! She’s a gamer, we like the same music, she’s super chill.
Me: Ok dude, I’m happy for you.
Two weeks later
Me: Dude, you ok? You look pretty down.
Friend: My girlfriend likes to get into throw down drunken brawls with strangers every weekend.
But this friend was also a weirdness magnet in general.
I had an Irish girlfriend like that. I met her through boxing which should’ve been a hint.
I don’t think I’ve ever dated anyone violent, with myself or others, thank god. They usually just want me to piss inside them and stuff.
Just stay away from the nose and ears and you’re golden.
Hah. Golden.
How about you mind your own garble garble garble business
That feel when no fight club gf
“If this is your first date, you have to fight.”
I just watched Fight Club again with my gf this morning.
Fight club crazy counts as crazy good in bed
I need a legit survey of women who haven’t thought about this at least once.
I’m convinced it’s half the appeal of oral sex. “I could be your last with a chomp and a twist, but you’re too horny to care”.
Just asked the missus, she said no (unfortunately)
Eh ring gags are a thing and that’s arousing for a lot of ppl too
I’m not sure I want to think about this too much.
People are weird. I bet there is a non-trivial amount of men who get their kicks from the thought “what if she bites down now”.
Hopefully all these people can find eachother! Romantically walk off into the sun.
I hope they’d wear sunscreen 😦
Probably not Benjamin
Suddenly feel like giving a sloppy toppy
Do not usw sunscreen as lube. I will not elaborate.
Given the Parker Solar Probe, I’m confident it’ll never happen.
To be fair to the last comment: The Pink Panther could be either a leopard or a jaguar, it isn’t clear which one.
Technically the pink panther could also be a diamond
Given that panthers aren’t a specific animal… What animal was the pink panther?
I am wrong in thinking that panther is just another name for the family of animals also called cougars, mountain lions, and pumas? Is this just an US thing?
Apparently that’s the north American usage of the word, TIL
Y’all need to calm down
We agree that should calm down, but we’re an unruly bunch to say the least.
I (male) have a twin sister.
I have been asked on more than one occasion if we are identical.
I have also been asked by someone if we are the same age.
One of you could be trans!
Well I know I’m not, so that’s pretty good foresight on my sisters behalf. Transitioning prior to birth, certainly solves a lot of problems.
My bet is a leopard, kind of how they can mutate to black panthers
I’m seeing a blue collar guy now and then and he doesn’t really have much to say.
https://youtu.be/RjZdHdd88jo
mm-hm.
Rescuing the gene pool, one moron at a time