And still doesn’t take a moment to reflect on how he’s living his life. These fucking people, man…

I’ve been listening to them for eons, but thanks for the reminder!

In hindsight, I’m not sure why I wasn’t expecting the autistic Linux IT nerd social network thing to have a bunch of other math metal people…

That’s a funny way of spelling TSA but ok I guess

So like any other piece of shit police force

What the hell am I looking at and why is it so hot

Agree to disagree on the second point

Clop clop

Yeah but that spoils the rolling punchline

Trump would be petitioning Congress to give subsidies to the Astrophages.

Have the day you voted for!

This reminds me of how the web popup antipattern is still a thing 30 years later. Like they just can’t seem to figure out that it wasn’t the mechanism by which they put an annoying focus-stealing thing in front of what I actually wanted to see, but the fact that they were doing that.

My work computers have been Macs exclusively for about 8 years, and the scroll wheel on my gaming PC feels weird now.

Hell yeah

This. This is how old. OP needs to get off my lawn.

As the father of a tween, I am disgusted that I understood this.

But I know I’m not, because I ran out. I need to get more.

I thought it was nomadic people carrying milk in animal bladders or something

Somebody was eating the Omega3-enriched crayons the day they came up with that