It looks like Fruity Pebbles.

Me with Big Bang Theory.

I genuinely don’t understand why anyone likes it. Every moment is pure torture to me. Humor is subjective, sure. But I just don’t get it.

You really can’t tell this is sarcastic? The quotes?

Hey. Hey, try this.

“The overwhelming majority of white land owning men in 1860 were not slave owners, therefore we should minimize the reality of slavery as a problem the slaves had. Maybe if the slaves had smiled more at white land owners, everyone would have been happier.”

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/07/16/fact-check-social-media-post-underrepresents-slave-ownership-1860/7980243002/

Oh. Hey, don’t quite work the same, right? Kinda like it’s a societal and cultural issue. Oh… Huh, maybe it’s worth a think first before you say things.

Edit: this is a comparison to show how not OK it is to wave away something terrible people do just because “a small group do it.” It’s made sarcastically. JFC, people, learn to read.

Isn’t that also how the World Cup works? For example, I wanted Mbape to win, and the English to lose, but that doesn’t mean I actually supported France.

I never thought the latest account was really her. The vibe was off. Distant. Blunt without the humor. Not chasing a dp with her Dad’s coworkers, 'cause she already been there.

Yeah, well I’m a Mint baby. I have to rely on the Debian users to take me to a Mint baby playdate.

It’s upsetting. Maybe I’ll go cry about it…

Having been the guy with the truck for a while, that is 100% how it works. However, the currency can also be a beer (or two).

Not all sandwiches are cheeseburgers.

Some video of hers came on my spouse’s Spotify just now, and we both said the same exact thing. Except cheeseburger instead of sandwich.

Humans need muscle mass and bone density. Please, it’s ok.

Ah, the weekly post with this title.

“Congress could legalize weed!” Yeah, but it don’t.

But it says this screenshot post happened 4h ago.

Did the internet lie to me?

I love it. Their children would have enhanced scurry and enhanced weird creepy.

Critical

Observational

Responsive

No one cares about the rest of the acronym

NOOOooooo! That’s good elote!

You can make… Strokin’ off…

Yeah no, never mind. Sorry.

Y’all, you can’t convince me this wasn’t intentional.

Intentionally sloppy. Intentional negligence. A presentation slide about grant money for HIV/AIDS prevention as a “Fuck You” to an entire continent? Sounds about right.

I did it for almost a year. Went back over once just to get files I missed moving the first time.

“My fellow passengers, let’s all say a brief prayer to the elemental force of air, which gives us lift.”

Far more relevant than a shepherd from ancient Judea. WTF does a sheep boy know about airplanes?

Because the Evangelicals with money keep asking for this, and he can’t deliver.