Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"
You are already gaped
does the super fast drawing and sheathing trope; a brown streak paints the nearby wall
As seen in Quentin Tarantino’s “Fill Bill”
Some blades you choose, others choose you.
When you tell the GM that you’re taking Quick Draw and they wince.
“Valour” is one of those words that I think deserves a “u” regardless of if I’m Canadian.
Well… this is a shitpost, cause that thing’s definitely going in someone’s poophole
Do not return me to my sheath without drawing blood.
For the uninitiated that would be interested in trying to procure this fine item, it is called 拉珠武士, which translate to Anal Beads Warrior
Pull like you are starting a mower.
Oh. Oh God. Please no.
“Pull start for a dishwasher”
IYKYK
Is this how magicians are able to keep pulling red balls from their mouths?
Mouths?
Yes
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
When you need to use a toothpick from behind your teeth … !
Suddenly, Ivy from Soul Calibur makes so much more sense now.
SepukupoopukuSepooku was right there.
That’s way better! Dammit.
