Turductopus.

Dude’s gonna shove his teach into his ass?

Yeah; they’re all in the White House.

If you eat it, it can also fill you with C O R N.

It’s called copy and paste.

Boyfriend is secretly gay and loves the smell of cock breath.

I just think computers are neat 🤷‍♂️

“It just works!”

As in it just barely is functional at all.

Afaik, and I was a merchant marine in my late teens, you could literally see the vessel sink and claim the flotsam for yourself, even if the shipwreck has survivors.

But I mean… It never came up outside of training classes 🤷‍♂️

Glad I am not the only one who thought that upon seeing the company’s name.

Marble bust with a burrito lust?

Thats not how maritime law works… Flotsam belongs to whomever finds it first.

All 4 are left feet.

This doesn’t affect me because my junk is public property.

Gonna start calling Civilian 7 “Rubber Johnny.”

Corange Juice.

If a scientologist is killed by a meteorite, does that mean Xenu hated them? 🤔