How did Tito keep the peace? He wasn’t magical. You would think he successors could have done the same.
He imprisioned the nationalists on Goli Otok. No nationalists, no religion, no problems.
Bread, circus, jobs for everyone, cheap housing, cheap food. And suicide the loud critics and trouble makers in the back of course.
Yugo tell him.
You’ve got to put it in H!
How many hectares per tank of kerosene does that baby get?
Yu go, car doesn’t!
Quality automobiles.
Ah, the old merge and commit genocide.
Seen this before, we don’t need a sequel.
What does the CI/CD pipeline look like for this?
That was after Tito died. He never would have let something like that happen if he was still alive.
Ummm… Got news for you…
Hey, I never said he was a saint. Plus this was pre WWII, partisans were already being recruited and yes, they hated Germans… because Gremans hated Slavs. You know what the Nazi plan was? One, eliminate Jews, two, eliminate gypsies, three, elimites slavs. We were on the elimination list, no doubt there. Just because we weren’t immidiately exterminated doesn’t mean our turn wouldn’t have came after the Nazis were done with the previous two on the list. You know how many slavs died in labour camps, doing Nazi bidding? My guess is, Tito did this to try and scare the Nazis away from the Balkans… can’t say for certain, but I do know that he was the leader of a federation with over 6 different nations in it, he never once showed pereference or hate for one or another. Sure, things needed to be balanced, so sometimes one came first, others second, third, etc., but in general, he really did try and treat everyone as equal.
Oh wow… You’re unironically a Tito fan…
Dude, this wasn’t before WWII, this was after the end of the war. Around 175,000 people whose families had lived there for a couple hundred years and spoke German for historical reasons were ethnically cleansed from Yugoslavia.
A few hundred thousand people had to flee the country and walk to Germany or otherwise make their way to places like North America.
Sure Tito wasn’t Hitler, but he definitely walked in his footsteps.
Sorry, I meant after the end… got mixed up (it was late).
Dude, this wasn’t before WWII, this was after the end of the war. Around 175,000 people whose families had lived there for a couple hundred years and spoke German for historical reasons were ethnically cleansed from Yugoslavia.
Hm, wonder why someone who spoke German on a teritory occupied by the Germans during WWII would be cleansed from that place 🤔…
A few hundred thousand people had to flee the country and walk to Germany or otherwise make their way to places like North America.
People hated Germans after WWII. My guess is, he was just trying to keep a clean slate, not let history repeat itself. There was enough bloodshed on the Balkans, it’s time for piece… and people speaking German RIGHT AFTER WWII in a place you’re trying to make into a federation and let everyone live in piece… yeah, I kinda get his reasoning.
Sure Tito wasn’t Hitler, but he definitely walked in his footsteps.
You didn’t live here, you have no idea how things were. It was nice, people had piece… not just bought piece, it was the true meaning of the word, something that hasn’t happened in centuries here. Agreed, that has to come at a cost, but the US does it every day and they rarely get backlash for it.
Sacrifices have to be made for the greater good. It’s that simple. This is true in any society. People that don’t agree with that society’s leaders and strategies can make problems for them. Why make their lives harder.
Anyone that busts Stalin’s balls that hard can be forgiven those rookie cleansing numbers. (/S)
Shit, Israel beat it by a factor of ten in just three months. (No /s)
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merge and commit
Are we talking fast-forward or squash merges?
Let’s rebase, for the fun of it…
But they don’t need SQL.
Squash, definitely squash.
Bonus points if the different branches are all large, have a decent amount of overlap, and rely on different revision dependencies. And pushed through with minimal review or oversight.
git push origin main --force
Yolo
And then wonder why nothing works…
Who do we git blame ?
Let’s just blame the Nazis to avoid making anyone too upset.
Romaina, Slovenia, ohh I wanna take ya
To Serbia, Montenegro, baby why do we go
To Bosnia, Croatia, why do we just make it
Down to Kosovo, they’ll shoot you fast and you’ll bleed out slow, thats how I wanna go
Get shot in Kosovo!
I wonder how many lemmings understand this is a Beach Boys reference.
Do they still get a lot of radio play in the USA?
Do they still get a lot of radio play in the USA?
I think it’s safe to say that anyone in the USA who still listens to the radio knows the Beach Boys.
Or if they have seen the move Cocktail
Is the radio a new ai app?
That’s raidio for ya
It’s an audio-only ad platform where they fill unsold time with most of a song or just people talking.
Sounds horrible
It’s a stupid app that you need special hardware to use.
Radio?
Oh, you mean the app with the heart my mom uses?
No, those are my DMs.
I’ll get the salve.
Jesus christ this man had a family
And now he has a new dad!
Yeah, but on the classics channel, and they’ll play nirvana right after, and make you feel old.
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Some people just like old music :)
Serbia likes this
Macedonia likes it as well.
Bosnia less so
*only Serbia likes this
Damn Serbs, they ruined Greater Serbia!
Austria too
Tito intensifies
still hurts after all these years
Oh… Oh no…
He doesn’t even realize he just circled a federation within a federation
I’m sure they had no idea what they were doing when they randomly circled the Balkans and presupposed that there was no problem with their proposal.
Yea, prime c/thatsthejoke material.
catchy accordion music starts playing
How dare you?!?
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As an older Millennial, I keep thinking Yugoslavia still exists. And the US 9/11 attacks happened last year.
In my eyes, Jurassic Park from the 90s is still so realistic looking. A lot of these films today look like shit.
It’s because of the crappy colour grading they do to merge shot footage with cgi effects. Jurassic Park holds up because it’s from an era of cinema where they didn’t do that grungy Blue-grey shit.
I recently watched ‘robot dreams’ good animation movie from 2023, setting is 90’s new york. It was so strage seeing the twin towers in the background during the entire movie. But then i realized the new generation has no first hand 9/11 experience and would probably dont even notice.
That just hit me in the olds. Kids today are grown ups that can drink in America and it was after 9/11
I’m reminded I had a classmate who was Yugoslavian.
At the time I had no idea what was going on in the world at the time.
Pain.
Bosnia: “Ooh, can we go to the beach?”
Croatia: “Haha, fuck no!”
Whipped up on my phone in 5 minutes
You think that’s bad, check out Chile.
They can have Neum, as a treat.
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Meanwhile I’m here thinking it would be nice if the whole world was made up of countries of that size with a global alliance that will fuck up any country that starts getting all imperialistic.
Pretty sure Americans are gonna do that soon. Then we can convince MAGAland to pay to build a wall around itself
Seems like that would be hard to regulate things like pollution, since there isn’t really effective treaty enforcement. Unless we give someone like the UN binding authority on global things like that and enforcement ability.
“the circled region needs more countries. please break up the big ones”
I hope the Russian federation is going to look like that in some time.
We’re the second largest country
On this planet Earth
And if Russia keeps on shrinking
Then soon we’ll be first
(As long as we keep Quebec)We barely have an army
The economy is lousy
But all that doesn’t matter 'cause
Canada’s really big!Do it again but with grocery prices and housing!
To improve the geopolitical situation or to brag about Kazakhstan being the largest country in the region? You could change your name to BigBorat1!
