Very sad to see lemm.ee shutting down. I liked it here, the instance was easy to pronounce. Good luck lemm.ee admins with your future endeavors.

Is there more than one exodus now? I haven’t been keeping track.

Draw an XX but with the X’s crossing. Lesbian stick figure scissoring!

$4? That’s a deal if I’ve ever seen one, especially in this economy.

The judge added her name to the child protection register. Isn’t that a bit superfluous if she’s going to be in prison for the rest of her life?

Then again lots of sentences don’t make sense.

F to pay respect

Wait I’m the system administrator, who the hell do I contact??!!

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“I lost my phone” is gonna be heard a lot from now on over there.

Then they can say the classic line, “Don’t you all have phones?!”

I have a 700+ day streak myself and I can confirm I want to absolutely murder that bird now.

One Big, Beautiful Bill is probably the dumbest name for a bill I’ve heard in a long time.

Is that how babby formed

They’d probably shoot at it though.

Why doesn’t the bigger app that needs authentication not just eat the smaller app?

Well that’s certainly a way to use your last words.

Microsoft really should have just leaned into it and named it Clippy again.

Or as a Mary Poppins parachute

Will a hit on J0 sink the entire fleet or just damage that one segment of the bottom ship?

It took them over a decade to realize this?

How’s that trade war going for ya, Donny?