Would be even better if they got boeing to help too. Would be just the best plane ever, such a great plane. Other people would look at it (as it explodes in a fireball in the sky) and say wow what a beautiful thing
We know you can make it happen God, we’ve seen you do it with that skit-of-skits billionaire sub thing God. We know you just need them to all willingly line up God. Well they’re lining up, God! They’re willingly lining up! It’s your time to shine God!
John 14:13
And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son.
trump killing himself by using Musk to skirt safety precautions so he can feel special riding around in a shiny new ego tube might be enough to get me wondering if god exists.
Yes. Make him hasten the process. And have both of them on all flights.
Please, God, if you’re listening, do something really really funny with this.
“Didn’t you people learn from the Holocaust that I either don’t exist or am evil if I do?”
Not evil, indifferent.
If he has the power to stop the suffering, being indifferent to it is evil. If not, sure.
Maybe, but does your indifference to the insects you kill while hiking make you evil?
Only if I’m doing so intentionally. I don’t have the power to know where every insect is and keep them from harm accordingly.
Maybe, but did you just compare millions of human beings’ suffering to a handful of insects?
Besides, why are you comparing individuals’ indifference to God’s (potential) indifference? I don’t think that’s a fair comparison.
If you’re a God, yes.
Holy shit so many desperate prayers in one thread
I think they can be convinced to pause their game of Jenga or Connect Four for a few minutes of structural integrity or engine failure
The Big Man … Big Entity has Big Priorities, you know?
With the recent history in aviation, I’m going to be praying like mad. Please tell me they’re still Boeing products?
Please let them both ride it together, please please please.
And take the new FBI director, I hear he likes plane rides.
Really rooting for them on that corner-cutting endeavor. What’s the worst that could happen?
Some Boeing workers could be real American heroes right about now.
Quality Assurance is really over rated. DOGE should cut those fuck faces first for freedom fighters sake.
Boeing, QA… lol
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A real team effort if the air traffic controllers join the effort too
By royal decree, the children of maintenance workers are to travel in the rear of the aircraft. /s
I’m reminded of that one time the entire Polish government was killed in a plane crash in Smolensk.
The worst thing that could happen would be nothing going wrong.
They should just screw the schedule and get on the plane right now
Well, the BEST that could happen would be for it to crash into the side of a mountain while both of them are on it. Bonus points if Vance, Johnson, and Stephen Miller are on it too.
I hear duct tape is good for holding wings on, in a pinch.
You joke, but you have no idea how much speed tape gets used on the average plane…
Ah, is that how they go so fast?
Nah, that’s the red paint all over their insides.
probably repurpose/ reused used spacex, tesla vehicle materials
Oh wow, what’s the worst that could happen, they skip safety and defense features and the plane gets shot down and the president killed? Oh man, that would be horrible, just horrible!
It’s good they chose Boeing to build it lol
And will blame liberals. Vance would probably call for open violence on any non white christans
As liberals are the other half of the same coin, they are responsible for at least half the horrible shit that happens in the country. Why not give them the blame for killing the president though, it could be the one useful thing they do in the last several years!
What are we responsible for?
Hey, you guys enshrined abortion rights into law, since you had the chance and promised to do it, right? No? Well, at the very least you didn’t use the police to brutalize anti-genocide protesters, right? No? Well, at the very least, you’re standing up to Trump and opposing his Project 2025, right?
No?
Which of those things did the aforementioned non-white christians [they probably meant non-christians, but whatever] cause specifically?
Edit: Did 100% of the people in those groups cause this?
how so? all of it was caused by solely republicans, and what did we cause? DEI wokeness? those are all conservative inventions.
Beside all the jokes that we want the president and trump to ride that plane together… He’s on a mission to save as much money as possible and then he wants two new airplanes for himself???
So technically they were commissioned during the Obama era, Trump 1 threatened to cancel the program if the budget went over 4 billion, then Boeing appeased him.
Also the reason they were commissioned to save money. Aging aircraft are a bitch to operate. That’s why cheap airlines like Ryanair only run new planes.
Also there are already two of them. I suppose one is probably a backup?
Also, fun fact, technically any plane that the US president is currently flying on, is at that moment, Air Force One.
1 for him to golf, and 1 for secret meeting with putin/russians.
An underpaid Boeing engineer has a chance to accidentally do one of the funniest, most earth saving oopsies of all time.
I don’t think they let the VP travel in the same plane at the same time so probably not as earth saving as you’d expect. Definitely very funny though.
Well, there are two planes being rushed…
Air force one and air force two hit eachother mid air 10 hour ASMR to fall asleep to.
So we can put Musk on one plane, then Vance and Trump on the other one, perfect
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Good think Skum isn’t VP. There’s no law to say he and that corpse he keeps company in the oval office can’t fly and die together.
We need a sky god to start making our annual billionaire sacrifice too.
The gods of the deep need some of that, too. Titan was a worthy sacrifice.
Why not both?
I’m pretty handy with a roll of construction tape if they need help.
Ordinarily, the implied result would be sad due to the press corps flies on air Force one as well, but now that they’ve replaced all reputable news outlets with Fox clones… Let’s do this!
OceanGate!
I was gonna say, hopefully Trump’s up for some deep sea exploration next!
Next will be SkyGate. The year the GateVatar will be born.
funny thing stockton used “used defective airplane parts to make that sub”
Please have Boeing do this. Focus on the doors.
“Trump dies in fatal Boeing crash, after rushing its production” is a headline id love to see
“Trump dies in fatal Boeing crash, after rushing its production” is a headline id love to see
After rushing it’s production and firing all the FAA safety inspectors.
That can be improved by inserting “and Musk” after the first word.
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Please, I can only get so hard
Don’t forget JD Vance!
As VP, Vance would be on Air Force Two as a precaution.
Both planes crash into each other
Where can I donate funds to this cause?
Maybe if we all concentrate hard enough we can will our reality back on track and make this happen. Somewhere around 2016 someone at CERN started a new experiment and ever since we’ve been in the wrong universe, through concerted efforts of enough of Earth’s latent psychics maybe we can push this world back towards the correct timeline.
Or maybe make things worse.
Or maybe make things worse.
I’m willing to take that chance.
It does feel like alternative history.
In a span of ten years, I lost two parents, a sibling, another sibling was committed and never recovered, nearly lost my partner of 20 years and she ended up in a coma for a month, as a result I lost our shared business, lost my car as a result, then two pets died, then lost my house. Set to all this was Donald Fucking Trump being elected twice, a rampaging virulent epidemic that half the people didn’t believe was real, and nazis coming back and genocides becoming fashionable again, and violent anti-science groups forming across the world.
It’s reeaaallly hard to not think that there’s something deeply wrong with the world. Particularly after growing up in the 80’s and 90’s when our biggest cultural upset was Ellen coming out on TV guide.
There would be a celebration in the streets. Doubly so if Musk was also onboard.
