I don’t want to look at my disgusting flesh-body and I’d rather nobody else saw it either. Rebuild me shiny and chrome, then we’ll talk about showing off.
Rebuild me shiny and chrome
I don’t want to be killed off like them?
I don’t want to disappoint gay guys.
Gents, this is not for you; it’s for her. 🙂
if i dressed like that, she would probably injure herself laughing.
Because I’m fat and ugly. I don’t want to see it and trust me you don’t want to see it either.
You might be surprised.
Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.
Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.
He died doing that too!
Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there’d be perfect parity between the two events.
i used to feel like that until i discovered the chub and bear crowds.
now i show off my hairy moobs; my low hanging belly; and my back boobs every chance i get when the sun is out.
stop describing yourself, I’m at WORK! eggplant
It’s all about attitude.
I got a belly and I get a lot of positive attention when I rock a crop top.
It’s it from other men applauding you?
Men, women and everyone in between.
Also, crop tops kick ass in the summer. Breezy…
I remember something about them being hunted to extinction
I’m from the 80’s and nobody wants to see someone my age dressed like that.
I have also traveled here from the 80’s and I’m here to tell you one thing:
That sounds like their fucking problem. If that’s all that is stopping you then you get your tiny gym shorts and crop top, friend.
Ugh true :(
I work IT in a construction yard and dont like the oil and slurry shit getting on my thighs when I have to fix the internet in the wash bay. Weekends are fair game but I’m a twink not a hunk so the pull off is different.
What exactly do you do on the job? I’m more curious than anything. Doing fiber/Ethernet runs?
This is a special case cause no one listens to me and I document that not listening. But the fuel island terminal needs a wired connection, wireless solutions do not play well. So my company ignores me and buys wireless connectors. They go down. Instead of trenching and running a cable like I tell them, they’ve bought hundreds of feet of Ethernet and every time a truck runs over the Ethernet cable to the fuel island I run out there and make a new one to run. It happens once a week.
Sounds like you got some job security, lol
I mean, my big fat body, mostly.
There are a lot of women that love fat guys. Ignoring the haters and wearing what you like is hot AF.
I’m gay, but if I were straight I would be with a fat guy over any other guy, 100%.
Do you find a beer gut sexy? How about Dad Bod?
The middle one (at least) is from Sleepaway Camp. Terrifying ending.
Were any women involved in this? Seems like the industry was full of older white men making all of the decisions back then.
Exercise
All those pockets too small to carry a phone.
I don’t want to show anyone up
My fragile masculinity 😔
