Trump pin which is a thing now for idiotic reasons

Absolutely lil trash panda, I love you too!

Oh man dat lil toof.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

In the trash because those things are FREEZING. Go plastic or go home!

Rapist Brock Turner, aka rapist Allen Turner, who got a 6-month slap-on-the-wrist sentence for what his father called (and I quote) “twenty minutes of action”? That rapist Brock Allen Turner? The one who only served 3 months?!

Zero. Born in the early '80s.

I feel like you get me.

That’s what cold storage is for.

And everything’s cool in the mind of a gangsta

We have something similar: we’d say someone is “all bark, no bite”.

Awww those weasel hands

No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.

Worth it!

OMG I just wanna squeeze those drummies and pinch the beans

- Happy birthday!

- Thanks, you too!

It makes me toot too much :(

Mochi is so pretty

Yeah he keeps it in his frunk.