Awww those weasel hands

No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.

Worth it!

OMG I just wanna squeeze those drummies and pinch the beans

- Happy birthday!

- Thanks, you too!

It makes me toot too much :(

Mochi is so pretty

Yeah he keeps it in his frunk.

Kennett Square isn’t exactly rural. It’s near rural stuff but could arguably be considered an exurb of Philly, and there’s quite a lot of wealth nearby. Around the election I saw about even amounts of Trump and Kamala signs.

In a world full of people, only some want to buy

Oh jesus fucking christ I have hoodies older than this kid.

A directory of DOGE workers and their email addresses.

Yeah probably some pimple-faced DOGE kid who never learned about the Enola Gay because their school systems were underfunded and they’re too young to remember OMD.

I’m intrigued, what movie is this?

Break out of frames!

His crybaby blubbering “I like beer” temper tantrum is pretty disqualifying IMO

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Sure, but this is pretty pedantic.

Dat pink nose!!! 😍