Fortunately, woodland creatures don’t hire lawyers

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldThe Look™
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    22 days ago

    If you’re not pestering the shit out of your wife, are you even married? My wife (perhaps unwisely) chose an intelligent (she’ll tell you otherwise, when I forget to replace the garbage bag) and funny man. Now she spends half her day rolling her eyes, or crinkling her nose at me (she’s particularly pretty when she does that), or swatting my hand away from her bottom.







  • Lawyer? I don’t know what else could put up numbers like that

    I used to pull 300 hr months from May to December stomping though the bush and digging holes. Tiring doesn’t even begin to describe my field seasons.

    My off season was working on mines as a soil monitor, and those months were 220-250 hrs. A lot easier work, but it takes its toll on you too.

    Did that for 10 years. My hips and lower back were completely toast.

    Now I work 37.5 a week at a desk. Made in the shade, baby.

    Finally rehabbed my injuries as well.

    Life is good.

    Any one who says work life balance is a myth or for the weak can come get eaten by black flies with me. That’s if I don’t brain them with my shovel first.


  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.nettoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world*Permanently Deleted*
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    27 days ago

    Over 25 is a hag? what the actual fuck. The manospehere is so delusional, and those delusions come from podcasts and media. The absolute lack of critical thinking by men these days is baffling and terrifying. They see the world only as someone else has painted it for them, and don’t have an independent thought in their skulls.

    Other people also suffer from this, but it’s almost rabid in nature amongst men.



  • We’ve all been there. Believe it or not, I’m pretty introverted, yet I like to chat, at least in a ‘small group’. The internet feels kind of small because each thread you’re in only has a handful of people commenting, so you feel like you’re talking to a small group, despite it being disproportionately lurkers.

    At some point you kind of stop caring, or at least that’s been my experience.