And just like the guard on a a meat grinding machine at a packing plant, the law doesn’t stop them from sucking in minors

Because shitposting doesn’t have a theme. Some of it is silly. Some of it is offensive. Some of it is introspective. A good shitpost should get a laugh, but also make you think; either if the offensive trash has a modicum of accuracy, or about life in general.

The best brain worms are delivered when we aren’t looking for them.

Room and board provided!

Man, I heard that loudly in my head

I’m prepping my measles blankets right now. Those unvaxxed nazis don’t stand a chance!

I’ll just be fapping over here

Funny, wonder where trump got that idea.

Nooo they wouldn’t fleece us at the first opportunity, not a chance /s

Have they never ran an unbalanced washing machine?

Holy shit I’m dead.

Wait, no one else calls it that?

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

I still want to hear the real one

Uranium ore is almost entirely U-238, but there is a small fraction of it that is U-235, and radioactive. Some of the mines in northern Saskatchewan have ore so hot that they have to cut it with waste rock for it to be able to go though the mill.

This is amazing

Amazing

I’ll just leave this skit here .https://youtu.be/P0PJovYgAFE