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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 天前

Poly-housing

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Poly-housing

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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 天前
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    You’ve got to share the follow-up, “he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us, but if we press him and break the illusion, he might stop doing our dishes so we’re playing along”

  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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    If they ask, just laugh and say “Who aren’t I dating, amirite?”, then wink at them and quickly walk away. Works every time.

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      Until one of them gets suspicious

      • RandomCheese@lemmy.world
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        Seduce them then

    • FishFace@piefed.social
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      “Ugh, how much time do you have? Wait actually I need a piece of paper”

      • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        What if they give you a piece of paper?

        • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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          I don’t have a pen. Wait, no, I need a #2 pencil!

          Heh. #2.

        • FishFace@piefed.social
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          “wait actually I need more colours”

          • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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            Have you seen how many colours pride flags have? There are at least 14 versions of the poly flag, they have to be prepared

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              “and some string”

              • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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                If they have a cat, they likely have string

                • FishFace@piefed.social
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                  2 天前

                  sweating and some glue

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  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    New memoir: Ace in the House of Poly

    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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      3 天前

      Sounds like a deftones song

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        Get Chino on the phone!

  • cheers_queers@lemmy.zip
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    free housemaid, why would they care lmao

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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      Because fucking the maid is almost as good as fucking the babysitter.

  • prplghsts@fedinsfw.app
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    Everyone wants to be cute and fuck but no one wants to do the dishes.

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    I’m really surprised that Raw Dawg hasn’t really made it over to Lemmy yet. Y’all would love it.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      I only know about the comic series because it was being posted to a Yiffit community before that instance shut down. 🤷‍♂️

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      Share it then. This isn’t Reddit, we don’t have CIA agents serving up memes to work themselves into supermod status

      Tap for spoiler

      just the FSB, at least after PugJesus left

      • DonkeyStar@lemmy.world
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        https://www.patreon.com/rawdawgcomics

        I’m actually not sure if there’s a way to access the comic for free. I think the creator was the one posting it on reddit.

  • RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    capitalism re-invented within the commune. beautiful!

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      Polyamorous Dengism???

  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.worldOP
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    Some one draw a pick of of poly scoobie do cast where shaggy says to scoobie the jig is up

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      And then they jinki all over the place.

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    I will eat a Besen when i get tricked into the second slide again

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