Oh cool. Let’s watch Elon completely fail on a large scale again like he did with his DOGE bs.
Is he about to DOGE the military?
People in this thread are really underestimating the value of the ketamine perspective. How exactly would YOU going to protect us from the lurkers in the shadows?
I fully thought this was the onion. I really hate this timeline.
Hey Iran, Elon Musk is now a legitimate military target.
I would move to Iran myself if they blew this fucker out of the sky on one of his douchebag jaunts across the ocean.
This immigrant is ok because his skin is white.
First meeting of the new taskforce
Musk: So… Ketamine, amirite?
You know what? Good. I’m glad that Elon is now a valid military target.
Well, is not like he’s got anything else to do. Being the ceo of 5 (?) companies obviously doesn’t take much of his time.
From what I’ve heard, they probably do better the less time he focuses on them.
The Trump administration has been pretty shit at militarism so far, I consider that a good thing when it comes to fascists. Hopefully this continues the trend.
Yeah, but being shitty at it did result in 123 children being turned into red paste. And some fisherman being gibbed. And some service members becoming suicidal.
Oh look, I guess Neuralink isn’t out of primate test subjects after all!
Really expensive self driving tanks that can also be submarines but parts fall off when they hit a bump.
and it’s only self driving if you put a crew inside
And they sink if you actually test the submersible feature.
Full self driving 2033
I’m convinced that his truck thing was supposed to be the next Humvee. That man loves the government teat.
but he said no weirdos…
I like how Musk magically joins the government every time there is an election that Trump needs to cheat on. Then leaves like 4-6 months after the election is over. Probably just trying to make sure he doesn’t get arrested by Democrats for all the illegal shit he is doing
Here we go with the implementation of fully automated, AI fueled warfare as a blueprint to be used for internal affairs. I wish i weren’t able to say it, but I told y’all this would happen.
It’s more simple than that - like doge, this will be an extraction of public money, and maybe the transfer of more data from government / publicly funded storage to Musk’s CSAM generating facility.
