Yeah construction is still pretty bad around your federal building, that whole block could be closed for… years. Water main, you understand.

Quiet quitting by blue states.

Are you saying a raccoon from Ohio wouldn’t be expected to have a pipe?

All of them are publicity stunted.

https://theonion.com/u-s-ambassador-to-bulungi-suspected-of-making-country-1819564610/

I’d argue security through obscurity was gone by 2000, for anything that can be pinged.

So are they going after the assembly line workers, or the design engineers first?

You’re too old, Mike, pick someone to endorse and stop trying to run.

I know someone exactly like trump, who said the same thing about work he had me spend 3 days working on when it was inconvenient to admit the truth. I do not doubt at all that trump ordered this and threw hegseth under the bus.

The ones dumb enough to be doing that are republicans, it takes a lot to anger a patient person. But woe if you do.

At least offer free healthcare and child birth, that’s $30,000 out of pocket if you’re middle class.

Governors should sign executive orders firing all ICE employees in their states.

The Chinese market has been huge for Hollywood, a reciprocal tariff would really change the budget math.

If people keep using cars as weapons, soon we’ll have to treat them like guns, and not regulate them in any meaningful way.

Shut up and go make Dagwood a sandwich, Blondi.

Awww, this makes me so happy I’m a patron for this guy.

Chip in if you can help the artist, y’all.

Placebos in red states sounds the most ethical choice here.

Did you know MS has the Mississippi Emergency Management Agency? I’ve always found it adorable that if you get swept away they’ll send MEMA after you.

Less wind and much more soaking.

In a country full of guns, learn to appreciate laws.