I found this little lady on the center barrier of a metro freeway. We are both very lucky to be here…I did the stupid thing and went across three lanes of traffic to save her, and we both survived that. I do not condone this. Her name, Flatmeat, is a placeholder while we find her a home. It’s inspired by Simpsons hit and run.
(I needed to name her something horrendous enough to not get attached, we cannot keep her)
She’s Sophie and you’re attached now.
she looks like a “Marie Antoin le fifi de Supernintendo Chalmers” to me.
She’s so pretty, I like the white furs that stick out
I see, she fell off Cletus’ truck. Well, shucks. Good luck getting get back to the Krusty Burger where she belongs!
You’re going to end up with a new cat with a horrendous name.
5 bucks says you will get emotionally attached to your cat Flatmeat
First of all, glad you’re both alive despite your apparent poor decision making skills. Second, nothing? She did nothing? You are mistaken. She has been up to crime for the last day or longer. I can tell by looking… no. Must stop looking… or… may try… to… adopt…
Dude I’m going to say that while impressive that you went to those lengths to save a cat. Next time call animal control so they can bring sirens and a cop car out to be able to stop traffic because that was the stupidest thing you can do. Just imagine if you gotten hit by a car you not only would have ruined your family’s life but you would have ruined somebody else’s life that killed you because you were dumb enough to go after an animal.
Too late now
