All right then, keep your secrets.

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I used to sit because it avoided any splash and is supposedly better for you.

But if we’re both being honest, we were probably always sitting for eggy reasons.

Penis gnomes.

Anybody that has actually cleaned a toilet will be aware of the benefits of sitting

I guess you should change your name mmh

Because you might unexpectedly shit too, I presume

Sitting is also nice because you don’t have to worry about potentially wiping the seat.

Ha! I bet you don’t have balls to tell the reason! /s