why did I go along with this?

Because you have to pay back all the tuition money you got from ROTC if you don’t hold up your end of the bargain.

AI art

More like “belongs in the trash!”

The next democratic presidential candidate needs to promise to revive DOGE specifically to cancel every single contract the government has with this tumor of a person.

Tesla’s stock price is currently so far beyond anything that makes any sense from a logical or economic standpoint. The stock market operates primarily on vibes and FOMO, unfortunately.

No, that deal only goes into effect if the Tesla stock price goes above a certain unrealistic value (more unrealistic than its current nonsensical valuation). He’s still a centibillionaire, but hopefully soon he’ll be merged with the other centibillionaires into a human centipede situation.

TempleOS?

If this is the case, my recommendation is to power the server off fully and unplug it before having a priest use holy water to exorcise whatever daemon is causing the problem

It’s almost like none of this is actually all that well thought out and he’s just running his mouth.

You mean essential oils?

If a child uses your computer, you are required by § 1798.501(a)(1) to provide “an accessible interface at account setup” that collects their age. The adduser command does not ask for your age. We recommend not thinking about this.

Based

Maybe liberation office, or just LibreOffice for short.

Claims to be pro life

But most importantly, if he lost a ton of weight those time travel episodes would be tough to track!

Meanwhile Huell Babineaux is slim and trim in Better Call Saul, massive in Breaking Bad, then back to slim and trim in the Better Call Saul scenes that take place after Breaking Bad.

Different kind of dessert.

So ice cream or maybe something more cake-like?

Valve is also a privately owned company. They don’t need to make more money this quarter vs last quarter to keep shareholders happy, they can just be happy that they’re making a lot of money. That requirement to always become more profitable than before leads companies to enshitify products with anti-consumer “features” and cut costs (ie layoffs).

Keep in mind, Nixon had a 24% approval before resigning, this was before Fox news was even created to run propaganda for conservatives. Even without fox, roughly a quarter of the country will just never change their mind.

Allegedly

Here in America, we are absolutely free to live our lives exactly the way conservatives want us to. Unless of course you’re not white, in which case your right to exist is always a little up in the air.

I think the millions of slaves in America would disagree when the British empire outlawed slavery 30 years earlier without having a civil war over the issue.