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DrCake@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Rare, slightly used

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Rare, slightly used

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DrCake@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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    It’s this guy, right?

    20 percent of area man’s income spent ironically

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    It has electronics included, says “Dag GUM!” when you finish.

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      Dag GUM that’s yummy cum!

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        If I’m lyin’ I’m cryin’.

      • Doomsider@lemmy.world
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        In my tummy tum.

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      Shame it’s doing the hot bit too late!

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    it’s not what you think, you only put your toes in it. it’s a toe-mater

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    Sorry for the tired gif, but this is my exact reaction.

  • taiyang@lemmy.world
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    I bet it’s not even officially licensed, smh

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    What a terrible day to have eyes and be able to read.

    …I’d buy it though.

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      Ker-chaang

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        I’d kachika this for hours

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    Whenever I see elaborate sex toys, my first thought always is. “How could you possibly keep that thing sanitized properly. I mean. Common.”.

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    Oh… 🫩

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    … you’re a bad car.

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    I sure hope it’s rare. Those cheap ass parts? There are better ways of giving your dick cancer.

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