Ok, but hear me out. 2 nukes
And if they really start digging, you can dial out.
These fools acting like a meter ain’t shit.
Thing about bunkers is, they need a door to get in and out through, and doors are pretty susceptible to being sealed in with a relatively small amount of concrete…
Solution: Dwarf Fortress it up. Fully sustainable underground complex.
Thermodynamics? What thermodynamics? If it gets hot just refrigerate it. /s
IIRC one of the US nuclear apocalypse bunkers is built over an underground river, as much for the heat discharge as for the water. After that by far the biggest PITA is farming, although if you’re not expecting decades you can do cans in a much smaller area.
(Side note, you play DF?)
(Side note, you play DF?)
Been playing since 2006 💪💪💪💪💪
I even dug up the little column that tipped me off, out of pure nostalgia!

What a time to be alive! Watching worldgen on my Dell potato was mind-blowing
Okay, sure … but even 60 meters underground is pretty fucking deep, really. (~200ft, for the metric-challenged folks) Quite the excavation project, if you don’t already have a natural cave. And even a lot of natural caves aren’t quite that deep.
And building something 200-300 meters underground starts to become quite an engineering challenge.
On the other hand, 200m down is barely considered underground by miners
That’s why we use submarines as final strike nuclear platforms. Water blocks explosions nearly as well and a submarine can move out of the way.
Hypothetically, if a surface nuke can make a 100 meter deep crater, what happens if you nuke the ground above a deep bunker, send another nuke to strike the deepest point of the crater, another nuke to the bottom of that crater, and so on?
IIRC they were talking about this with operation Midnight Hammer, if strike one didn’t do it. I’m guessing there’s a point of diminishing returns once the hole gets deeper than it is wide, though.
The ol’ nuke double-tap.
You invalidate that meme and make the person who made it rather upset.
You get chosen as head of the EPA.
You have to come out eventually…
Or, as others have said, just seal up the entrance and let the bunker become your tomb.

God I love this movie.
That vent will become a problem, though.
I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 and they aren’t much bigger than that.
Gravitational bombs? You know, the ones that can pass through hard matter and accelerate your head through your spine into your ass? /j





