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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 day ago

Valentine's Day is for lovers.

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Valentine's Day is for lovers.

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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 day ago
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  • mudkip@lemdro.id
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    9 hours ago

    A girlfriend? What the heck is that?

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    Not in America you can’t.

  • humanspiral@lemmy.ca
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    15 hours ago

    But, what if she goes into labour on release day?

  • manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml
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    17 hours ago

    getting your girl pregnant sounds awfully consensual, very normal.

    • Zeon@lemmy.world
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      14 hours ago

      Pearl clutching to the max rn lol

  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    Yeah, uh, don’t got a console so it will not be.

  • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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    22 hours ago

    For penis havers it’s called paternity leave.

  • CannonFodder@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    * paternity

    • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@reddthat.com
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      17 hours ago

      Porque no los dos?

  • kibiz0r@midwest.social
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    1 day ago

    We had tons of help and the easiest baby ever, and I think I managed to pull off two 15-minute gaming sessions in the 4 weeks I had saved up.

    Also: company established 3 months paternity leave about 6 months after I came back to work. I’ve never identified more with the boomers who oppose student loan forgiveness out of jealousy.

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      1 day ago

      I played Forager a lot when my kid was new. I enjoyed the fairly engaging gameplay and the newborn liked all the colors, shapes and sounds.

      I also sympathize with the latter half of your post. I was only promised a small amount of paternity leave but, very shortly before my kid was born, my company was purchased by another company that only offered paternity leave to employees who had been there for more than a year. At the time I had been there nine months (I have now been there seven years). I was pissed. Fortunately my direct manager was understanding and gave me a reduced workload for a while.

  • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I still haven’t played gta 5. I can wait

  • William@social.vivaldi.net
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    1 day ago

    I think it would be good for the whole family

  • Uriel_Copy@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Also you get it free if your baby is born on release day, I heard

  • Clear@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 day ago

    Assuming they are not gonna delay it

    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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      22 hours ago

      Push it back in, then. Easy peasy

    • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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      23 hours ago

      … again

  • destiper@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    how you gonna take maternity leave as a father

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      Trans people exist. More importantly, whatever one calls taking leave of work to support a partner after they’ve given birth, it’s not going to be a holiday. Things like paternity leave exist because of how much work newborns can be.

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