No apology necessary. Some of the best parts of Scrubs were beating a dead horse, bits with Dr. Cox condescending to and terrorizing the interns, residents, fellows, etc.

It might. Nancy Reagan did a 180 on HIV when one of her friends developed AIDS.

No, it was perfect. Thanks for keeping Scrubs alive in the wild!

Theyknew

This is why employers typically let someone go at the end of the day or immediately escort them outside. Props to the former employee that reminded Netflix that it’s not invulnerable.

I don’t actually know what happened. Just assuming.

What’s that in horse knives?

So much better.

Nah, that’d be weird.

Thanks for the recommendation!

Edit: you’re right. It’s much better when framed this way. Shame lemmy doesn’t have one yet, but I doubt its own two-sentence-horror activity would be enough to sustain it.

2nd edit: There aren’t many posts there. I wonder why.

3rd edit: r/badtwosentencehorrors is pretty good:

Introducing the Knife Horse horse knife. It’s knives and horses all the way down.

I love the absurdity of it. Two Sentence Horror can get pretty cringey at times, although I love it when it’s done well.

Don’t step, don’t step to me.

I like coffee and water, don’t step to me.

Uh, damn it! I lost it. I lost it!

Has real “go to your room” energy.

“Um, thanks?”

Also:

“You’re getting a time out!”

“Phew! Thanks for that. I could use a break.”

“Okay, you can come out now.”

“Hmm? Oh, no, I don’t think so. The timer says I still have five minutes left.”

Dean: Guys, I need to apologize for my behavior today. When I switched bodies with Jeffrey–

Jeff: Nope.

Dean: --I thought I knew what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside me.

Jeff: That did not happen.

Dean: But as it turns out, having Jeffrey inside of me–

Jeff: Nope again.

Dean: --only brought out the worst in me. Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of me–

Jeff: No one was inside of anyone.

Dean: --was wrong.To have Jeffrey inside of me.

Jeff: Shut up.

Dean: So I’m sorry. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I scolded Leonard today, and according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to grant him three wishes.

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Wish we could create a neighbor app where participants can express they want food and are willing to make one item. Others vote on the options to determine the winner. Everyone divides their contribution by the number of participants. I imagine it as an advanced version of the nail/stone soup phenomenon.