Paratroopers?

This should be interesting.

I’m sure he’ll fugu it out.

“Regional war” my ass…

It’s more of a 3rd Amendment violation than anything else.

Open kimono?

Surely America won’t hang them out to dry a fifth(?) time? ;p

Mass murder.

Because the scrollbar is on the right side. So you’re “pushing” it down with the rotation.

Well, he’s got the grip for it.

He was so cool that white people co-opted his meme and made it about the dumbest fucker imaginable.

If they’ve got a model with a stylus then I’m sold.

There is a “logical” solution here.

Pokemon in Margaritaville?

Especially when Ireland is right there!

But can it run Crysis?

As multiple people have told me over the years… Unrealised Potiential is the greatest evil to ever exist.

It’s also flat.

No tang.

He should really be using a machete with a fully molded handle. And a forged blade rather than that stamped nonsense.

We should crowdfund to send that kid some John Brown and Will Sherman merch.