“Everyone gets a computer in their pocket!”
“Yay!”
“Also, the computer is hooked up to the big machine that injects brain poison into your eye holes.”
“Oh… I guess I’ll just turn the computer off from time to time.”
“If you turn the computer off, your boss fires you.”
And spies on you relentlessly through your pocket with multiple sensors and a constant network connection; don’t forget that.
“I guess I’ll change the system to remove the spyware?”
“Yeah it’s actually going to work totally differently from a PC, and be a lot harder to modify - impossible without refounding the silicon on some models.”
“if you don’t have a Mobilek you can’t have a bank account”
I’m going to go pray to Roko’s Basilisk now.
A world destroying basilisk is better than the leftists who destroyed the gaming industry!
You should! And learn python to participate in the effort!
Remembering those 2010 bullshits makes me want to create my own institute to publish my own bullshits about subjects I don’t know anything about. Like it was possible in those long past years.
Maybe singularly bros were less scary than christofascists bros… (Oh no they’re the same)
I can feel the High Pressure Sodium lights and Prayer Of The Refugee by Rise Against with this post. Thank you for creating 2007 content!
Thank you for engaging with my content!
Make me feel old suddenly.
warm yourself by the fire, son
It was a worthy trade!
Sent from my Mobilek.
We all praise St Steve for the Mobilek!
Long live St Steve! … Oh too late…
I don’t want to thank you for making me feel existential dread content, but thank you for making me feel existential dread content
thank you for engaging with my sartrean content!
It’s ൬y best friend!
It’s ōūr only frieňd!
TVs opened the floodgates for unprecedented propaganda way back then too.
the only consistent thing here is our ruling class.
They made us build the propaganda tools and we pay subscription every month for it! that’s happiness!
Thank you for creating fascist content!
Real artistry will always be appriciated!
Thank you I hope the 2027 police will have read your comment!
I’ll go further, it was the fucking fashion-ipod bullshit and forced itunes. Where did my mp3s go? “The computer shoved them wherever the fuck it wanted to”
All resistance is futile. Humans always favor the least tiring solution, and that’s always pressing a big button and letting someone or something decide for us. What kind of music we listen to, for example.
If only my mobilek would have told me I would have known :(
The Mobilek had reason for not doing it. Mobilek is never wrong.
Hey. This is supposed to be the funhole. Not the sadhole. :-(
Oh. i thought it was “fun” like “fun” used by a kid in a 80’s horror movie. like “there’s fun things crawling under my bed” sens.
Thank you for creating conference! This technology will surely have no negative impact!
I’m by using it with some kind of socialisation system the whole world will be free and equal and happy, no problem.
Thank you for making accurate content!
thank you for engaging with my posterior prediction content!
