I thought they meant the stuff growing behind the fridge.

Damn log, making me look bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I was looking for a specific shirt for a themed party and that brand kept coming up. I bought a good one and one of theirs just to compare and yep, the coofandy one was crap. Too short, weird sleeves, the material was uncomfortable as hell, like wearing a trash bag.

In the states we had this guy:

I sincerely hope your costumed hero wins this election. 🫡

Feel free to drink at the Nazi owned bar I guess. Be prepared for when they go full Nazi on you and all that information you probably wanted private.

Here’s the fix for you: “Giving your money to Mullvad is like drinking at a Nazi bar. The bar’s great, but it’s full of Nazis”.

Sorcerer: Oh this? ::manipulating unimaginable energies with casual grace::

IDK, my blood just does that. I think I got it from my dad.

I make absolutely sure to talk shit at wizards every time I play a sorcerer. It’s the way.

he also married shelob at some point.

we all know it’s AI, the real question is if he knows it’s AI.

I think your plate is overcooked.

How about instead of a matrix like vr, it’s a deep hole in the ground?

I’m half remembering a scene from I think one of the justice league movies where they explain that Superman’s invulnerability field extends like a millimeter from his skin, mostly protecting his clothes. Something about his powers being based around a telekinetic field projection that, for example, lets him hold entire buildings by a single corner without them crumbling into bricks.

I wouldn’t walk out of the theater if it happened.

“Your cherry trees need more fertilizer” - The ravens.

And increasingly: Mostly composed of an assortment of self-reinforced hallucinations.

His ENTIRE party is complicit and is protecting him from consequences.

MELLENIUUUUUUUUUM FEEEEEVVVVEEEERRRR