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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

paint job

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paint job

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl
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    Me when i want to do scale airplanes but suck at painting them.

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    Luckily the dog was colored in photoshop 🤣

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      Oh thank god. I was legit getting furious.

      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        There are pet-safe dyes you can get! A vegan dude I know dyed his cat pink using some. I hope they’re actually legit and not harmful…

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          You can dye your pets yellow with turmeric. As a bonus it’ll kill fleas.

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          When I was in high school, my girlfriend dyed her cat pink with cherry Kool-Aid. He didn’t seem impressed.

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            She should have used grape or green apple so he could actually see the change!

            Or given him spots. I accidentally dripped henna on my white cat’s paw and that spot drove him nuts for weeks.

  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    Well he did a good job not painting the windows so he can’t be THAT bad.

    • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I was going to make a remark about rolling down the windows before spraying, but the windshield looks alright as well.

      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        Must have rolled the windshield down too

        • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Quality shitpost.

  • dechnically@sh.itjust.works
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    how did he get banned in 5 hours

    • SSUPII@sopuli.xyzOP
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      Insane skill

  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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    “I want red”

    “All red?”

    “I SAID I WANT RED”

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    This reminds me of the red graffiti saga

  • billwashere@lemmy.world
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    This post makes me feel… well sticky.

  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What’s his number I could use a paid job on a vehicle that no longer runs out front

    • ceenote@lemmy.world
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      Maybe he can do my dog in black so she doesn’t show dirt as easily.

      • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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        You want beige, or gray

      • village604@adultswim.fan
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        But darker vehicles show dirt more than lighter ones.

    • Tudsamfa@lemmy.world
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      I could use his services on a car I no longer own.

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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    Please tell me this is a Photoshop

    Anyone that pairs a dog like that should have their arms broken

    • SSUPII@sopuli.xyzOP
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    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      There are pet friendly dyes out there. For the dogs I know who have been dyed, they don’t care and they love the attention they get being dyed.

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      99.99% sure it is. That looks like the old classic: Lasso Select, Adjust Hue.

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      it’s a dog eat dog world out there and if you can’t even pairs your dog then how are they even real?

  • ⛓️‍💥@sh.itjust.works
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