It’s no less realistic than all the movies where the evil businessman’s antics are stopped with the arrival of his nice higher-up businessman.

You’re not a race walker at all, you’re nothing but a common jogger.

Oh, I see. Carry on.

Why Andrew Garfield?

Do these fine gentlemen look unhappy to you?

By this logic, the greatest modern console is the smartphone.

If you thought the MOU favored Iran, wait til you see the next ceasefire…

I want a boy toy

Well, good news, I asked each toy their pronouns and neither responded, so I guess the meds are working. Now, do you want a hot wheels or a barbie?

Nobody should give an ounce of trust to DHS statements.

I recall watching some deep-dive reviews of the elder scrolls games and it being mentioned that Todd defended his dumbing down and pandering to the lowest common denominator of the RPG series as the right thing to do, because high sales figures protect the workers from the financially unstable position the studio was in prior to Morrowind’s success. I guess that’s out the window, now.

The evolution seemed to be Old Testament = God of Israel, New Testament = God of the Jews and Gentiles, but they still clearly weren’t thinking about people in distant lands like the Chinese or Mesoamericans.

I think that any religions that have survived to the present day did so in part because they contained flexibilities like “defer to the Pope”

Basically, only delete your browser history if the reality is worse than what people will imagine.

The actual answer is “I don’t know, the Bible doesn’t say.”

The contradictions between doctrine and the Bible make so much more sense when you view it in the historical context of a tribal religion, as it was written, not as some kind of universal truth. The Bible doesn’t say what happens to people who never hear about it because the writers weren’t thinking about that.

Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, because they stabbed somebody.

Sounds like the location is already compromised. Unless you were stabbed by a fish.

Hey, you can’t be sure these girls aren’t also there to visit their boyfriends in the army.

Ah man, the trees started talking. Now the Lorax is out of a job.

And the media will keep on shamelessly calling them “job creators”.

Hopefully some day the average voter will see through that shit.

Do you think ducks find drills erotic?