• BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social
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    9 months ago
    • All the workers have forearm tattoos

    • At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer

    • Bacon is $4 extra

    • The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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      9 months ago

      Also the heat is cranked up uncomfortably high. The air is muggy. The whole place smells of onion.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      9 months ago

      The place is being run by 3 bearded lumbersexuals in flannel and ball caps having the time of their lives and a chick in overalls and her hair in a bandanna who could not be more over it.

    • Shenanigore@lemm.ee
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      9 months ago

      I hat that brushed butter bullshit. If you want a butter burger, it goes on the hamburger patty,

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      9 months ago

      At this point pretty much all BOH staff in any resto are packing tons of tats. Probably easier to count the ones who don’t

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      The sound is provided entirely by a neglected Technics 1200 that nobody knows how to adjust accept the barback that only works on Wednesdays and Fridays.

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      9 months ago

      Also:

      • The waiter has a twirled moustache and wears a mesh shirt combined with a bowler hat
      • The $4 extra bacon is burned to charcoal strips