BeardedSingleMalt

Some choice selections…

Hollywood Undead - Whatever It Takes

Evergreen Terrace - Chaney Can’t Quite Riff Like Helmet’s Page Hamilton

Amon Amarth - Twilight of the Thunder God

Falling In Reverse - Watch The World Burn

HEALTH - Tears

Some Lil Wyte https://youtu.be/2i7JePYi79I

Sadly, the average person has no idea what this is or what it means

That’s require those stay-at-home-moms to get up before 8am and refrain from day-drinking white wine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcrfatB9IE8

My ex is a school teacher. She would be in tears at times because of all the “active shooter” drills they would have to go through. Where if there is an incident they have already planned the furniture that would be moved to block the door, and where to take shelter in the rooms to avoid gun fire from the hallways. But more importantly, the absolute shit-tier kids who are a huuuge pain in the ass, who find ways to get under their skins and always have an excuse why the rules don’t apply to them trying to get away with anything. But even worse…their small-town wealthy over-entitled insufferable moms who think their precious little child is only getting bad grades because the teacher isn’t good enough, and even though the kid dicks around in class on their phones all day never turns in homework and fails tests…the administration makes them adjust grades so the parents will stfu.

Yeah, let’s add a gun to that scenario

Much like “Has a lot of DUIs” and “Never drinks and drives”

Our workforce failed to meet a quota set by management, so we’re laying off some of those workers

Where are all the “build a wall” and “they take our jobs” screamers now?

BH I wouldn’t really trust Trump with a gun.

Yes, but the form is just as convoluted and equally a waste of time

There was a fancy charcuterie wine place in town that charged out the ass for their premium meat and cheese spreads.

Until someone found out they got all their ingredients from the Publix across the street.

Microsoft, and all the cybersecurity folks who blindly accept any recommendation from third party firms.

When we need to remote in to our work PCs we have to use our Microsoft account with MFA just to access the remote connections, then use the same credentials to access the pool, then if we want to RDP into our PC we use the same credentials.

Or you could buy an extension cord from such brands as HUANCHAIN, Mifaso, YISHU, POWRUI or Addtam and maybe it will ship in 4 to 5 days

Yeah I learned that a long time ago. Was looking for a new knife…

Amazon - $14.99 with Free Prime Shipping.

Sellers A & B - $9.99 with $5.00 shipping

Seller C - $4.99 with $10 shipping

This meme is so old it’s kid is the hostess at a burger joint like this

• All the workers have forearm tattoos

• At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer

• Bacon is $4 extra

• The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl

One thing I’ve found is it’s good at blocking ads via mobile gaming. The downside is if those ads return rewards in-game.

Was flipping through the channels the other day and the question was something like “What is the last place you want to spend new years?”

The person sad “Jail” and of course he collapses into the podium Whaaa. And of course it was the #1 answer.

Reminds me of when Circuit City was finally going out of business and they were having a liquidation sale. There were some TVs I was looking at and they were regularly priced at like $800. They had STACKS of those TVs they couldn’t move.

Then CC was going out of business and was going through liquidation. The same TVs were being advertised as MSRP $1,299 but 25% liquidation pricing and people were buying 2 at a time.