I do with they were bigger though. I’m very impatient…
May the breast bump fairy visit you thrice this night
I read that as “breast pump fairy” and my first thought was "…would that work?"
What shit that was a typo, that’s what I meant to say. I stole that joke off a creep comedian in jail so I won’t credit them but it’s a fairy that flies around with a bicycle pump at night, and gives a little pump each night to all the little estrogen receivers and achievers across the world
Oh. Wow. That was quite the roller coaster there.
Also breast pumps are a thing, and not as bycicle pumps. There’s a breastfeeding kind and a kinky kind. Not sure either one will stimulate breast growth though 😔
I’m not growing much, but I’ve recently gotten unclockable’s bra buds and I absolutely love them. Took a bit to find a bra they worked well with, but they make a pretty big difference
Cishet here, my own A-cups are the best part of getting old and fat
Not to tell you who to be, but “I’m so glad I’m growing boobs” doesn’t seem like a very cis male thought to me…
Blue or red footed?
Which one can carry a coconut?
My bet would be on the blue footed one