Sitting on the armrest cannot be considered good; you’ll quickly break it that way. In fact, it’s probably one of the most evil positions there

I cherish everything you post on here

don’t call me buddy, sis

but i need to keep my k/d positive 🥺

don’t call me bro, pal

your ass is so fat it makes me want to kill myself

idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you actually showed up in my city I’d go out to find you

I’m almost jealous you live with such privilege, but I don’t envy your lack of empathy

Must be nice to live in a world where cops aren’t glorified gang members

I definitely like them more

Show me the post in person on your phone (you can print it out if you really want). It can’t be redeemed unless I can physically kiss you :3

When I personally “crossdressed” for experimentation, it was a normal Halloween costume rather than street clothes. Besides, wearing a costume gives more plausible deniability than just dressing like a girl.

Uh, yeah? They can kill pets for getting in the way, target you if you’re the wrong skin color, or risk collateral damage should they be too trigger happy. Robbers won’t want to stick around, and someone just looking to hurt you (rare af) can be dealt with more quickly by neighbors if you live in an urban environment. As soon as hostility becomes too costly, almost any random threat will run.

So you sacrifice children to pad pockets rather than a harvest? How capitalism has ruined yet another tradition 😔