Keep 'em coming.
Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.
I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we’ll never know?
But I thought the joke was to say something that isn’t true???
…joke?
Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!
I heard it was a sick ostrich
I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.
Folks’ll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.
At least
I heard it was a dead ostrich.
Allegedly.
I mean… Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?
I do.
Even after this whole ostrich story broke?
ALLEGEDLY
Especially. We need to know the facts; was the ostrich on the pill or is he moving to a state that still allows baby killing.
I’d like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it’s more unclear
Zuckerberg, trump’s new butt boy, announces meta will stop fact checking.
The truth is he didn’t fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion
That’s a very impressive feat, those things are monsters
There’s no way he topped an ostrich…
If anything, the ostrich fucked him…
And it was ashamed afterward…
Crept up the cloaca smh
It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.
Ah but that’s why he’s doing BJJ.
How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known
Or dead?
Allegedly
Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.
Hey! It’s the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!
Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?
Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers
The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.
It was actually meth.
Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?