IT’S ALIVE.

Omigod.

Well I wouldn’t blame Him.

They make me laugh.

Pull a quarter from behind his ear.

It’s so different when you’re not American right? I’m not saying Canadian police are perfect in any way but at least they’re reliably educated.

Anchovies.

Then give him a kick in the bum.

Ass. It tastes like ass.

Here is my worst food abomination for you that I’ve ever seen. Yr welcome.

No idea, but whenever I drive by the Kelsey’s near me on a weekend night it’s packed. I really don’t get why anyone would eat there. It’s not any cheaper than independent restaurants.

Best fish fry on earth is held at the Legion. You could smoke indoors in a Legion until about 2010 I think? As long as people were done eating.

Army Navy Air Force baby.

I got interviewed by Entertainment Weekly for one of my Geocities pages.

I had freenet. It was like a party line in the 1930s version of internet. Basically you could have a little time online every day.

I had to telnet into chat rooms. We had no browsers. I was old before you were born.

Moi aussi. My Livejournal user number was 3 digits.

You feel me.

I used telnet talkers! No web browsers existed.

I regret nothing.