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minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoBecause Santa has the Cannibalism perk.
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-22 days ago…to stay alive, naturally. Kind of like Chiquitita in Dan Da Dan. Anyway Santa gives gifts in exchange for keeping him alive with sustenance one night a year.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agowhy don’t they find a tastier, less crumbly god?
Why is he eating it then?
Because Santa has the Cannibalism perk.
Rare Exports vibe
…to stay alive, naturally.
Kind of like Chiquitita in Dan Da Dan.
Anyway Santa gives gifts in exchange for keeping him alive with sustenance one night a year.
Why do Catholics eat Jesus?
why don’t they find a tastier, less crumbly god?