Thank you premlak
What a terrible day to have eyes.
ALL HAIL
What a terrible day to have eyes
Let it be known that today I consciously decided not to send something horrible to my loved ones.
Today they are well loved indeed.
A Christmas miracle
I know Premlak understands
No no no please
Thank you Premlak
Some wtf material right here.
I strive to confuse and potentially alarm.
Praise Premlak that we may be dry.
And in thy dryness may we find peace.
All praise Premlak!
I shudder to think how the soap dispenser might work
So wait … what happened to Premlak when the dispenser stops dispensing any paper?
A new Premlak takes his place. Thus remaking the cycle anew.
All praise Premlak, for they are eternal! 🙏
Nothing is everlasting
Let the place know they need another Premlak.
Sounds like the more I use the better he feels then.
Thank you, Premlak. My dried digits bow to you and your gift.
And in your dryness he finds comfort.
All praise Premlak!
Makes me more upset about the fools who spend more time pulling out stacks of paper than they took to rinse their fingers just to ball it up and throw it away
FREE Premlak! Just because this is the only life he has ever known doesn’t mean he is living his best life! An injustice done on an innocent even if he doesn’t recognize the injustice is an injustice nonetheless, we are the ones responsible and our civilization’s soul is what is on the line, normalizing this behavior creates an environment of injustice for all of us! If we derive our pleasure from what is offset from the average of our lives then his life must truly be horrendous for such an abhorrent act to be taken as pleasure, we must infer that the mere existence of such a being is derived from a society so despotic that it can breed an entire population of suffering for a trivial matter this is unacceptable!
